1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,138 WOMAN: Previously on "Being Mary Jane." 2 00:00:02,139 --> 00:00:03,359 What organization are you with again? 3 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,894 National Council Of La Russa. 4 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:07,398 We just want to make sure everyone has a seat at the table. 5 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,116 And by everyone, you mean Latin people. 6 00:00:10,124 --> 00:00:11,513 Did I miss the memo about the meeting? 7 00:00:11,515 --> 00:00:13,872 No, no, Marisol was simply telling me her ideas. 8 00:00:13,942 --> 00:00:15,253 Was she now? 9 00:00:15,255 --> 00:00:17,463 It's my show, it's my audience. 10 00:00:17,465 --> 00:00:20,954 No, it's SNC's show, and it's SNC's audience. 11 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,940 Are you ready for prime time, Mary Jane? 12 00:00:22,941 --> 00:00:26,092 Yeah, I am ready for prime time and I'm... 13 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:28,041 happy to announce that you won't have to wait much longer. 14 00:00:28,043 --> 00:00:30,447 I'll be back on the air on Monday. 15 00:00:31,119 --> 00:00:33,032 What you are is a pain in my ass. 16 00:00:33,565 --> 00:00:34,579 How you doing? 17 00:00:34,581 --> 00:00:37,437 You've been going through a lot lately so I'm just checking on you. 18 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:39,001 MARY JANE: Do you know that football player I told you about? 19 00:00:39,002 --> 00:00:41,424 Yeah. You like him for the sex. 20 00:00:41,426 --> 00:00:44,591 Let him be your little scratch for the itch, okay? 21 00:00:44,781 --> 00:00:47,240 Since we worked hard, you ready to play? Want to go get some drinks? 22 00:00:47,242 --> 00:00:50,200 Gosh I wish, I wish but you know now that I've moved back in 23 00:00:50,201 --> 00:00:52,863 with John and the kids, I got some stuff to do. 24 00:00:52,865 --> 00:00:56,656 MARY JANE: My girlfriend was supposed to join me but she just flaked. 25 00:00:56,657 --> 00:01:00,012 Well mind if I keep you company? 26 00:01:00,013 --> 00:01:02,544 Not at all. 27 00:01:02,545 --> 00:01:06,332 - [laughs] - Well you know he's skinny, right? 28 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:08,471 And you know what they say about the skinny brothas. 29 00:01:08,473 --> 00:01:10,715 - They be packing. - [laughs] 30 00:01:10,717 --> 00:01:14,052 Well he does love the sistas, because when I interviewed him, 31 00:01:14,054 --> 00:01:16,676 I caught him looking. 32 00:01:17,557 --> 00:01:19,391 Do not lie on him. 33 00:01:19,393 --> 00:01:21,097 - I'm not lying. - [laughs] 34 00:01:21,098 --> 00:01:24,567 But I will say, I do love his little smoker lips. 35 00:01:24,568 --> 00:01:25,767 And that walk. 36 00:01:25,768 --> 00:01:26,881 Girl, 37 00:01:26,883 --> 00:01:28,300 he walk more gangsta than pudding. 38 00:01:28,423 --> 00:01:29,423 I'm just saying. 39 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,540 - Putin. - Putin. 40 00:01:31,542 --> 00:01:33,004 I call him pudding. 41 00:01:33,006 --> 00:01:35,528 - Yeah he could be your pudding, honey. - That's right. 42 00:01:35,968 --> 00:01:39,282 You know what though? A girl can dream, but pump the brakes. 43 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:43,268 Team Michelle all day, all day, all day everyday. 44 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,309 I'm with you, I'm with you. 45 00:01:45,311 --> 00:01:47,740 But I'm gonna put this on the record, ladies, okay? 46 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,492 If he puts me on Air Force One, 47 00:01:49,493 --> 00:01:52,695 I'm gonna have to slip on my Air Force Ones to get a good grip to 48 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,081 handle all that, uh, turbulence. 49 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:56,597 WOMAN2: That's gonna take you nowhere. 50 00:01:56,599 --> 00:01:58,673 I hope the first lady whoops your ass. 51 00:01:58,675 --> 00:01:59,785 I hope she whoops your ass. 52 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,037 [laughs] 53 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:05,625 This A minus on President Obama's report card is more 54 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,626 than justified. 55 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:11,546 2014 was by far the best year for job creation in this century. 56 00:02:11,547 --> 00:02:15,968 See stalkers are officially now a hazard of the business. And I know we have all had one. 57 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,971 The last one I had, girl, he would pretend like he was 58 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,890 my assistant and pick up my cleaning. 59 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,475 But all he wanted to do was pee 60 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,977 on my underwear and leave them at my front door. 61 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,062 Eww. 62 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:27,284 - He was white though, huh? - Yep. 63 00:02:27,286 --> 00:02:30,816 Otherwise they would not have let his ass pick up your dry cleaning. 64 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,901 Yeah, brothas can't get a break. 65 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,745 Topping off the night, Boko Haram has struck again. 66 00:02:35,747 --> 00:02:37,156 This lime launching a rocket 67 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,492 attack on the Nigerian town of Boga. 68 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,810 This news is coming on the heels 69 00:02:40,811 --> 00:02:43,155 of the Nigerian military's claim 70 00:02:43,157 --> 00:02:45,430 that they had just recaptured the small town. 71 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,615 No, no no absolutely not. 72 00:02:47,617 --> 00:02:51,976 I am not gonna give some broke ass dude a pre-nup 73 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:53,673 in order to just be married. 74 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,554 - That's crazy. - But why not? 75 00:02:55,556 --> 00:02:57,531 I mean instead of dodging pre-nups, 76 00:02:57,533 --> 00:02:59,061 perhaps we successful sistas 77 00:02:59,062 --> 00:03:00,796 need to be handing them out. 78 00:03:00,797 --> 00:03:02,932 We just need to re-think this. 79 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,151 Are we really talking about legislating love? 80 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:07,019 Yes. 81 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,773 Because the institution of marriage is in constant flux, baby. 82 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,576 We have to redefine it, that's all I'm saying. 83 00:03:13,577 --> 00:03:15,995 I'm coming around to what she is saying. 84 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,531 - That's because you're drunk. - No I'm not. 85 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,070 - I've been drinking that water. - [laughs] 86 00:03:21,072 --> 00:03:22,913 It's the courage water, leave her alone. 87 00:03:22,915 --> 00:03:26,672 Courage water, yeah you've been drinking too much of that courage water, girl. 88 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,124 And who you looking around for? 89 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,341 Uh huh, uh huh. 90 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:30,793 Uhh. 91 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,295 - I'm looking, hall monitor. - [laughs] 92 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:36,692 Okay, Robin, I'm sorry, you were about to say something crazy. Go ahead, baby girl. 93 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,300 Seriously though, Mary Jane, 94 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,802 even you said that you and your 95 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,555 cuddy buddy have a great relationship. 96 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,273 - Very open and honest. - Yes. 97 00:03:44,274 --> 00:03:46,225 Some of your best communication. 98 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,227 Um, that's because she doesn't want him. 99 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,814 It's easy to be open, and loving, and fun when all you 100 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,315 want is that itch scratched. 101 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,735 - ROBIN: Oh. - True, true, true. 102 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:58,571 Turn the tables and the microphone. 103 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,438 [laughs] 104 00:04:00,439 --> 00:04:03,793 I've never been fond of the term "America eats its young," 105 00:04:03,794 --> 00:04:09,331 but when the house proposes cutting 759 billion over 8 years 106 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,584 that will affect education, job 107 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,385 training, and public safety, not 108 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:14,887 to mention freeze the maximum 109 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,806 Pell grant for the next decade. 110 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:18,340 Well I hate to say it but 111 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,842 gobble, gobble. 112 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,896 I like this place. You're gonna have to help me get a membership. 113 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,765 Oh no problem. It's sexy, right? 114 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,900 Well it's a little ol' melanin for me. 115 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:28,901 But hey speak for yourself. 116 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,903 - I was. - Bye. 117 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,238 Bye. 118 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:34,774 No, no, you should not be paying for that. 119 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,942 - What are you doing? - I didn't even know to ask. 120 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,077 See I had my agent negotiate it 121 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:40,362 in my contract and they don't cover it all. 122 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,782 - But now I get an allowance. - Uh-uh, 123 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:46,001 you want this black girl to look good on your air, you're gonna have to pay for her hair 124 00:04:46,002 --> 00:04:50,089 to be sewn in, curled up, and smoothed down on the edges. 125 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:53,092 I mean they choke every corner off that $5,000 invoice. 126 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:56,011 You're talking about edges, girl, it's time to go, come on. 127 00:04:56,012 --> 00:04:59,265 - They're real. - That's exactly why I'm self employed. 128 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:02,268 Bye, y'all. Call me tomorrow. 129 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:04,053 Bye, girl. 130 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:07,106 It's never a good time when you start talking about your edges. 131 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,275 You know what, right. I'm glad she's driving her home. 132 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:10,643 Drive safe. 133 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,977 Bye. 134 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,814 This was fun, I'm glad we got out. 135 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,733 Ooh don't forget tomorrow I have the stylist coming by. 136 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:18,984 Great connections with some key 137 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:22,655 - brands so make sure you are there. - MARY JANE: I'm on it. 138 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,124 Great brand, I'm telling you, you've got to be there, okay? 139 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:29,411 Yes. You know I, um, I forgot my coat. 140 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,663 You didn't come with a coat. 141 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,832 No I did... well I, I mean I, I, I had it and 142 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,134 then I left it in there, and now I gotta go back. 143 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,386 - I'll come back in with you. - No, no, no, you stay. 144 00:05:37,387 --> 00:05:39,755 Um, my Uber is five minutes away. 145 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,724 - I'm okay. - Okay and text me and let me 146 00:05:41,725 --> 00:05:42,892 know you made it in safe. 147 00:05:42,893 --> 00:05:45,311 - Text me. - MARY JANE: I'll be fine. 148 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:48,180 Drop that kitty down low 149 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,399 Pop that kitty down low 150 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,852 Shove that like a window 151 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,854 I'm gonna make you explode 152 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,189 Drop that kitty down low 153 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,275 Pop that kitty down low 154 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:02,494 Take that video phone 155 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:05,114 Drop that kitty down low 156 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,082 Drop that kitty down low 157 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,201 Pop it like a pistol 158 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,953 Make it clap 159 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:13,873 Don't forget to look back 160 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,208 Hats up, face down 161 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,092 Give it to me 162 00:06:17,093 --> 00:06:18,294 Give it to me now 163 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:19,428 Send me them pics 164 00:06:19,429 --> 00:06:20,963 And the videos 165 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,264 Ooh she's so material 166 00:06:22,265 --> 00:06:23,799 Here we go, here we go 167 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,050 I got a bad one 168 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,101 Shake that 169 00:06:26,102 --> 00:06:27,386 If you got a fat one 170 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,437 Pull it up 171 00:06:28,438 --> 00:06:29,805 And spill it out 172 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,857 Pull it in your mouth, girl 173 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:32,858 Cause she 174 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:33,726 She not with me 175 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,860 She the type of chick 176 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:35,861 In a club every week 177 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,897 Oh, work that 178 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:38,948 Tell her to drop it 179 00:06:38,949 --> 00:06:39,982 To the ground 180 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:40,900 And bring it back 181 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,401 Drop that kitty down low 182 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,536 Pop that kitty down low 183 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:47,155 Shove that like a window 184 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:49,824 I'm gonna make you explode 185 00:06:49,825 --> 00:06:57,082 Take that video phone 186 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,351 Drop that kitty down low 187 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,487 I know you want it all 188 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,889 I'm giving you a show 189 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,057 You're that good 190 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,191 I'm doing 191 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,093 Drop that kitty down low 192 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:11,430 - Thank you. - Cheers. 193 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,518 194 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:19,188 - You're beautiful. - Well you say that a lot. - Is that a problem? 195 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:24,276 - Not at all. - I wanna come home with you. 196 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,495 Or you can come home with me. 197 00:07:26,496 --> 00:07:28,864 I like what we do here. 198 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:31,417 Well when is the next time you're gonna be here? 199 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,463 Mm, mm. 200 00:07:37,507 --> 00:07:41,162 - At least tell me your name. - Stop talking. 201 00:07:43,328 --> 00:07:46,465 Money low You ain't worried 202 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,433 About it, girl 203 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:49,500 You got your own 204 00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:51,219 Independent 205 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:54,974 Dropping to the ground - Drop that kitty down low 206 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,059 Pop that kitty down low 207 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,478 Shove that like a window 208 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,363 I'm gonna make you explode 209 00:08:01,364 --> 00:08:04,015 Drop that kitty down low 210 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:09,405 Take that video phone 211 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,824 Drop that kitty down low 212 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,993 I know you want it all 213 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,128 I'm giving you a show 214 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,497 You like what I'm doing 215 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,715 Drop that kitty down low 216 00:08:20,716 --> 00:08:25,423 I know you want it all - [knocks at door] 217 00:08:27,556 --> 00:08:30,642 Wow he's cute, even in person. 218 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,177 You ready to shop? 219 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,549 220 00:08:37,399 --> 00:08:40,569 We gotta get you fitted through the end of the month. 221 00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:43,022 Prada wants ten more looks. 222 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,156 Voyeur wants to get you for 223 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,858 Thursday night. 224 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,145 Zach Posen is asking to lock you down for Sweeps. 225 00:08:49,147 --> 00:08:50,137 You ready? 226 00:08:50,139 --> 00:08:52,340 You have to stop asking stupid questions, of course I'm ready. 227 00:08:52,342 --> 00:08:54,105 Wow she's angry. 228 00:08:57,724 --> 00:09:02,290 - Ooh, Mr. Thursday. - Nosey. 229 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:05,917 I mean your fonts are grandma print, baby, the whole block done already read it. 230 00:09:07,776 --> 00:09:09,548 Why you being so polite? 231 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,101 It's a booty call. 232 00:09:12,102 --> 00:09:14,053 Right. 233 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,138 I'm sending mixed signals. 234 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:19,024 See the only thing that's being mixed is seasonless 235 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,442 prints, and I called that. 236 00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:22,561 See it's all about your timing. 237 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,196 Late enough where you don't have 238 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:27,366 to feed him, but not too late where you're yawning. 239 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:31,452 - Nobody wants to waste their gas on a lazy lay. - Right. 240 00:09:31,453 --> 00:09:38,362 - It's rude. - Thanks. - Invoice. 241 00:09:41,563 --> 00:09:44,349 Though no one in the community recalls seeing the dog before, the popular pup's 242 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,484 getting a lot of love now after 243 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,603 saving a young boy from drowning. 244 00:09:47,604 --> 00:09:50,171 He even received an honorary medal for his courage. 245 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,441 And while the local shelter has not yet said whether the animal 246 00:09:52,442 --> 00:09:54,359 will be put up for adoption, 247 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,080 there's already a FaceBook account set up for interested families. 248 00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,281 The dog worked its way into many 249 00:09:59,282 --> 00:10:01,049 American hearts after we first 250 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:03,368 reported the story of this unlikely hero. 251 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:04,620 Something tells me that with 252 00:10:04,621 --> 00:10:06,338 credits like that, he won't have 253 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,290 any trouble finding a loving home now. 254 00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:11,367 Thank you for watching, and I hope to see you tomorrow. 255 00:10:11,406 --> 00:10:14,250 For SNC, I'm Mary Jane Paul. Goodnight. 256 00:10:15,298 --> 00:10:16,515 And we're clear. 257 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,633 Thanks, everyone. 258 00:10:17,634 --> 00:10:20,135 Good show. 259 00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:21,436 Excellent show tonight. 260 00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:24,306 [laughs] 261 00:10:24,307 --> 00:10:25,607 [laughs] 262 00:10:25,608 --> 00:10:28,560 By the way, this dress is my favorite of the week. 263 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,912 Oh the dress not the... not the dog story? 264 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,150 Come on, it was cute, Mary Jane. 265 00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:36,568 Even I have a dog. 266 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,620 There is a demo for it, you know? 267 00:10:38,621 --> 00:10:40,322 Trust me. 268 00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:41,874 Listen do you want to stay and 269 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,742 go over some show ideas with me? 270 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,711 Come on, really? 271 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:49,798 I think, I think the show's going fine. It's fine. 272 00:10:49,799 --> 00:10:52,417 Right, what about your voice? 273 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:55,137 They hear my voice every night. 274 00:10:55,138 --> 00:10:56,755 Are you copping out on me now? 275 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:57,840 I didn't write the dog story. 276 00:10:57,841 --> 00:10:59,675 - KARA: Wow. - That wasn't me. 277 00:10:59,676 --> 00:11:00,726 KARA: Okay, all right. 278 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:03,345 I told you SNC has some new sponsorship. 279 00:11:03,346 --> 00:11:06,565 - Now look if you... - No, Kara, you look. 280 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,268 I'm just going with the flow, right? 281 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,354 I'm just staying in my lane. I'm enjoying the fact that you 282 00:11:12,355 --> 00:11:15,691 and I, we don't fight anymore. And I'm loving oh all of the 283 00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:19,611 perks of just going with the flow. 284 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,413 - Mm-hmm. - You know, okay I mean I used 285 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,615 to have a clothing allowance, that was fine. 286 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,752 But now that I'm playing nice, SNC's paying for a stylist. 287 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,120 Life is good. 288 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,254 I'm all right. 289 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:32,174 Okay. And where you going? 290 00:11:32,175 --> 00:11:34,259 Don't worry about where I'm going. 291 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,260 No, no, no I saw some 292 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:37,296 pictures on Gawker of you and the anchor Reg going out. 293 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,381 Nice, I guess you forgot to call me on that one, huh? 294 00:11:39,382 --> 00:11:42,684 No or maybe we knew what the answer would be. 295 00:11:42,685 --> 00:11:45,470 - Where did my life go? - Prime time. 296 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:49,474 Look the stories, they're fine, okay? 297 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,943 Go home. 298 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:54,696 - There's a snotty nose waiting for you. - Yeah. 299 00:11:54,697 --> 00:11:56,817 MARY JANE: See you tomorrow. 300 00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:09,747 Argh! 301 00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:30,535 [moaning] 302 00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:33,753 - MARY JANE: I'm almost there. - [moaning] 303 00:12:46,581 --> 00:12:49,440 MARY JANE: Trying to work something out back there, huh? 304 00:12:49,442 --> 00:12:51,870 Thought you forgot the safe word. 305 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:55,624 Is he choking me, what? 306 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:58,710 You need to talk, babe? 307 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,545 Huh? 308 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:03,548 You need anything? 309 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,586 Babe? 310 00:13:07,602 --> 00:13:09,890 I got 30 minutes, I can listen. 311 00:13:12,808 --> 00:13:15,517 Uh, okay, um, oh. 312 00:13:17,042 --> 00:13:19,559 Shi... okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. 313 00:13:21,818 --> 00:13:22,901 I'm all right. 314 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,772 315 00:13:32,377 --> 00:13:37,084 - It's okay, it's okay. - 316 00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:45,843 - Just breathe. Just breathe. - [heavy breathing] 317 00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:57,903 - MARY JANE: I was up with him all night long. - What are you gonna do now? 318 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,688 Are you gonna get rid of your boo? 319 00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:01,606 He is not my boo, he is just someone I do. 320 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,942 I have my own issues to deal with. 321 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,911 Between my face and my family, it's too much. 322 00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,447 And you know, seizures aren't sexy. 323 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,365 No they're... no, no. 324 00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,833 That's... you shouldn't say that. 325 00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:14,419 Any way, um. 326 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,288 Is that Mark? 327 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,289 Oh my God. 328 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,457 Oh my God, oh my, oh. 329 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,411 [gasps] 330 00:14:27,104 --> 00:14:31,414 - Oh my God, are you okay? - No, my blurred out penis is breaking the internet. 331 00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:35,607 I'm sorry, baby. 332 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,442 I thought you said the club was safe. 333 00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,644 It is, it is, I was the one that was sloppy in the parking 334 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,980 lot kissing like a freakin' school girl. 335 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:42,981 Well this, this would, this 336 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,033 would suggest it was, it was a little more than that. 337 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:47,069 Damn, Mary Jane, I can't believe this is happening. 338 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:50,989 Bright side, baby, you are very well endowed and it could 339 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,991 have been cold out. 340 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,078 That's not funny, Mary Jane. 341 00:14:56,079 --> 00:14:57,579 Maybe it will just blow over, 342 00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:58,830 you know, like passing gossip. 343 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,333 Look, look at Michael Sam, huh? 344 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,585 Michael Sam. 345 00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:06,588 I am not trying to make anyone's NFL roster. 346 00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:08,840 Why, who, why, what the hell does he have to do with... 347 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,009 His story forced America to have the conversation. 348 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,144 What are you talking about? 349 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,846 He was interviewed by Oprah so you know. 350 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,599 He was on the cover of "GQ" and, and "Sports Illustrated." 351 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,019 Gay is the new black, honey. You might as well embrace it. 352 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:24,606 You know what I'm trying to figure out what is the most 353 00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:27,075 offensive part about what you just said. 354 00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:28,660 Thinking that Michael Sam and I 355 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:32,948 are comparative in any way, or that gay is trendy. 356 00:15:32,949 --> 00:15:34,916 Well it kind of is. 357 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:36,785 It is. 358 00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:39,588 I'm merely suggesting it's not 359 00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:41,039 that big of a deal. 360 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,176 And, baby, blog news is not real news, okay? 361 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,963 Mary Jane, gossip and public opinion is more powerful than 362 00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:49,131 truth these days. 363 00:15:49,132 --> 00:15:50,549 Even you and I check TMZ and 364 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:54,469 Twitter before the "New York Times," every single morning. 365 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,938 Hey, Mark, Greg's asking for you. 366 00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:58,974 367 00:15:58,975 --> 00:16:01,977 Not that big of a deal. 368 00:16:01,978 --> 00:16:05,447 Listen, Mark, we respect you 369 00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:08,200 keeping your private life from interfering with your work. 370 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,535 Now it's our understanding these photographs were published 371 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:11,870 without your approval. 372 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:12,954 So our legal team is doing 373 00:16:12,955 --> 00:16:16,575 everything that we can to get these images removed. 374 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,461 It appears you've done nothing wrong. 375 00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:20,962 Now you have to understand that 376 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,881 this information's already gotten out there. 377 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,749 It's gonna be hard to fight that. 378 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,669 But the good news is the public seems to be responding with 379 00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:30,005 support and sympathy for you. 380 00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:33,808 And we want to do much the same. 381 00:16:33,809 --> 00:16:37,429 Well, thank you. 382 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,599 Um, we think this is a great opportunity. 383 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,734 We can work together through this, it's a win-win. 384 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,735 Now you tell him, Jacob. 385 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,688 JACOB: Mr. Bradley, Jacob, V.P. of Marketing. 386 00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:48,940 - How are you? - We've been looking at the 387 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:51,776 data, and if support stays this strong through the end of the 388 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,079 day, we're thinking a three-day 389 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,580 promotional campaign for your 390 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:58,500 official comments and on-air coming out. 391 00:16:58,501 --> 00:16:59,834 This will put you in a great 392 00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:02,120 position to start next week strong. 393 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,122 From there, we'll introduce the 394 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,790 audience to a new segment within 395 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:09,461 your show where we'll hand-pick lifestyle pieces that bridge 396 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,981 LBGTQ issues and foreign policy. 397 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,802 You want to build a bridge? 398 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:20,138 We want you to win, Mark. 399 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,810 Thank you, Jacob, thank you. 400 00:17:25,927 --> 00:17:30,148 Okay with gay marriage still a topical issue, we want to use you more during our election 401 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:31,566 coverage. 402 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:32,617 It will broaden your audience, 403 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,986 you scope up your news cast, your salary. 404 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,204 Oh. 405 00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:38,073 Oh wow. 406 00:17:38,074 --> 00:17:40,825 I do foreign policy. 407 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,627 I am not interested in being the 408 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,879 face of gay politics. 409 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,750 All I want to do is my international coverage, as planned, and my show. 410 00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:51,636 Mark you knew when this information came out, that we 411 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,255 couldn't risk sending you overseas. 412 00:17:53,256 --> 00:17:55,173 What are you talking about, Greg? 413 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,259 We have a planned series. 414 00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,810 I am required to be on the 415 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,762 ground in Syria and Nigeria. 416 00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:03,682 I've been planning this for weeks, Greg. You know this. 417 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,601 They are kidnapping and killing journalists left and right there, Mark. 418 00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:07,686 The last thing that we need to 419 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,021 do is to send a recently outted reporter in the middle of 420 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,072 hostile territory. 421 00:18:11,073 --> 00:18:12,774 I tell you what, I'll get a 422 00:18:12,775 --> 00:18:13,908 body guard. 423 00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,160 I'll pay for it. 424 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:17,028 Hell I'll pay for everybody. 425 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,581 Additional insurance for myself, the crew, and all of the 426 00:18:19,582 --> 00:18:20,782 equipment, Greg. 427 00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:22,250 Okay wait, wait, this isn't 428 00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:25,704 up for debate, Mark. Sending you under these new 429 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,005 conditions is not an option. 430 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,206 It's off the table. 431 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,291 Greg. 432 00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:30,292 It's SNC's call. 433 00:18:30,293 --> 00:18:32,210 You have some nerve... 434 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,845 You know what, Greg? 435 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,046 If we can't have a sensible 436 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:38,967 discussion about my upward mobility in this company and my 437 00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:43,221 international coverage... I quit. 438 00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,690 - GREG: Mark? - That's my call. 439 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,678 440 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,313 And you say policies like AB-60 441 00:18:52,314 --> 00:18:54,683 and immigration reform cause those estimates to rise even 442 00:18:54,684 --> 00:18:55,600 further? 443 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,318 Yes, exactly. 444 00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:57,602 Well indirectly. 445 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,070 California now joins nine other 446 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,939 states, Puerto Rico and D.C. 447 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,942 in opening the application process to any resident, 448 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,777 regardless of their legal status. 449 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,278 The facts are that a driver's 450 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:10,715 license or new legal status for immigrants, won't make them 451 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:11,883 eligible to vote overnight. 452 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,568 But the logic follows that they 453 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,253 can win over support. 454 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,888 Over 24 million Hispanics are 455 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,207 eligible to vote in this country. 456 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,258 And with large populations in 457 00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,009 Florida, Texas, and California, 458 00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:25,295 initiatives like this are a big factor. 459 00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:27,215 Particularly in the swing states. 460 00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:28,717 In Florida alone, we've seen the 461 00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:30,301 majority of Hispanics swing from 462 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,270 being Republicans to Democrats 463 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,772 in, in under a decade. 464 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,891 You know we've got to be very careful not to overstate that case. 465 00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:38,943 At the end of the day, giving 466 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,895 immigrants driver's licenses may 467 00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:42,263 save them from a few roadway 468 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,233 fines, but it isn't a license to vote. 469 00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:46,735 It isn't Federal identification, 470 00:19:46,736 --> 00:19:48,370 it isn't proof of citizenship. 471 00:19:48,371 --> 00:19:51,322 What we're really talking about here, what we must honestly 472 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:54,409 assess, is how much good this really does for anybody. 473 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,328 I mean other than government. Government is really good at 474 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,080 collecting fees for processing 475 00:19:59,081 --> 00:20:01,299 for renewals, for insurance, but 476 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,052 that gets us away from the more important issues. 477 00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:05,754 Can we talk about redistricting? 478 00:20:05,755 --> 00:20:08,339 Can we talk about even if you have the proper I.D. 479 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:11,259 in some states, they're still targeting lower income and 480 00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:13,144 middle income voters? 481 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,229 Can we talk about North 482 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:15,397 Carolina, where they've cut the 483 00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:18,149 number of early voting days from 17 down to 10. 484 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,653 You can't tell me that these laws have anything to do with 485 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,822 voter fraud. 486 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,323 I want to get back to what 487 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:29,818 Antonio was saying, because flaws and all, the G.O.P. 488 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:34,185 has not given up trying to, to win over part of the Hispanic contingency, right? 489 00:20:34,187 --> 00:20:35,950 Right, right, no not, not at all. 490 00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:38,837 Former Puerto Rican governor Luis G. Fortuna is a member of the 491 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:39,921 Republican National committee. 492 00:20:39,922 --> 00:20:41,256 And he's been leading the charge 493 00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:44,926 and steering the conversation away from immigration reform. 494 00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:48,847 Instead he encourages his candidates to focus on job 495 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,799 creation and smaller government. 496 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:54,018 Issues that are important to Hispanic American voters. 497 00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,387 Trading one distraction for another. 498 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,388 Well yeah, maybe yes. 499 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,773 It will take some time for the 500 00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:01,309 Latino voters to harness the power of their numbers. 501 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,311 But nevertheless there is power there. 502 00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:05,947 Just so we're clear, this is just like the black vote. 503 00:21:05,948 --> 00:21:07,982 It will be a political football at first, before it has any 504 00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:10,368 modicum of political power. 505 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,871 Now that's just the fact of the matter. 506 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,205 You present the false choice 507 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:17,208 between either having them fight for you, or ignore you 508 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:21,212 altogether, and there is no power in either of those things. 509 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,331 Wow, great debate. 510 00:21:23,332 --> 00:21:24,833 My thanks to Antonio Casales, 511 00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:26,835 Goldie Taylor, and to you the viewers. 512 00:21:26,836 --> 00:21:28,720 Please don't forget to register to vote. 513 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,472 The deadline is quickly approaching. 514 00:21:30,473 --> 00:21:32,474 I hope to see you again tomorrow. 515 00:21:32,475 --> 00:21:34,058 From SNC, I'm Mary Jane Paul. 516 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,476 Goodnight. 517 00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:39,397 - Thanks, everyone, great show. - Thank you. 518 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,432 Thank you very much, appreciate it. 519 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:43,768 - Thank you. - Thank you. 520 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:46,404 Ahem. 521 00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,490 - Ooh. - What happened? 522 00:21:48,491 --> 00:21:50,998 I thought we were gonna get into it like we used to do on talk back. 523 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,717 Welcome to prime time. 524 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,746 You know I get you, sis. 525 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,248 But we still need you, sis. 526 00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,919 And we need you highlighting our issues. 527 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,290 528 00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:20,478 Mark quit, did you hear? 529 00:22:22,867 --> 00:22:25,156 I'm sure he just said that in the heat of the moment. 530 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,146 He loves the network, and I know he loves his job so... 531 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:31,022 Well he certainly gave me a different impression in our meeting. 532 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:36,371 Look I just want to help him. Help me help him. 533 00:22:36,372 --> 00:22:38,323 I haven't talked to Mark so I don't know. 534 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,208 Yeah but you will. 535 00:22:40,209 --> 00:22:42,377 And when you do, can you make 536 00:22:42,378 --> 00:22:45,246 sure that he knows that SNC wants him? 537 00:22:45,247 --> 00:22:47,832 Needs him. 538 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,501 Seriously, we can't afford to lose him. 539 00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:51,920 With you moving from talk back, 540 00:22:51,921 --> 00:22:53,054 he's the strongest day time show 541 00:22:53,055 --> 00:22:55,390 we have. 542 00:22:55,391 --> 00:22:56,975 Wow. 543 00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,893 Really fighting for him. 544 00:22:58,894 --> 00:23:03,314 Not as hard as I fought for you. 545 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:06,568 Maybe I misjudged the situation. 546 00:23:06,569 --> 00:23:08,987 I mean I honestly didn't think you had my back. 547 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,155 I mean you're not exactly warm and fuzzy, Greg. 548 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,390 - Is this supposed to be an apology? - I thought that was in there? 549 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,241 - Yeah, right. - Point taken. 550 00:23:15,243 --> 00:23:17,528 [laughs] 551 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:20,582 I'm sorry, Greg. 552 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,083 [laughs] 553 00:23:22,084 --> 00:23:24,237 That took a lot out of you. 554 00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:32,093 Look you're a tough woman, Mary Jane. And I never underestimate that. 555 00:23:32,094 --> 00:23:34,045 I count on you to win, and not 556 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:37,181 expect to have a pat on the back every step of the way. 557 00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:42,103 I do a lot of hand holding around here already. 558 00:23:42,104 --> 00:23:46,474 You are the face of the network now. 559 00:23:46,475 --> 00:23:49,894 With all the good and pressure that comes with it. 560 00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,598 Embrace it. 561 00:23:53,507 --> 00:23:55,077 - MARY JANE: Greg? - Yeah? 562 00:23:57,460 --> 00:23:59,153 Thank you. 563 00:23:59,154 --> 00:24:00,538 See? 564 00:24:00,539 --> 00:24:02,657 White guys aren't so bad after all. 565 00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,411 [laughs] 566 00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:21,762 567 00:24:22,624 --> 00:24:27,611 [phone rings] 568 00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:30,652 What are you still doing here? Isn't it kind of late for you? 569 00:24:30,653 --> 00:24:33,655 Following up on some story leads. 570 00:24:33,656 --> 00:24:34,939 They haven't found a place for 571 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:39,193 me yet, so I'm just making sure they see my efforts. 572 00:24:39,194 --> 00:24:40,361 Stay in the mix, you know? 573 00:24:40,362 --> 00:24:42,530 - Be seen. - Mmm. 574 00:24:42,531 --> 00:24:44,165 Yeah go home. 575 00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:46,534 No brownie points here if you ain't got nothing to do. 576 00:24:46,535 --> 00:24:49,170 You're still here. 577 00:24:49,171 --> 00:24:52,173 Yes I am, because I'm needed. 578 00:24:52,174 --> 00:24:54,092 Oh. 579 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:55,543 What do you have against me? 580 00:24:55,544 --> 00:24:58,930 I have done nothing to you. 581 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,182 No but you hurt us coming up in 582 00:25:01,183 --> 00:25:03,601 here through your little quota program. 583 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:06,187 I heard Antonio beg for you to get this job. 584 00:25:06,188 --> 00:25:09,607 So you see, Marisol, that's not a win, that's a setback. 585 00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:12,060 - How? - How? 586 00:25:12,061 --> 00:25:14,445 Because like you, Antonio got his air time because of a 587 00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:17,532 threat, not because he's qualified. 588 00:25:18,658 --> 00:25:22,737 Perhaps we are qualified, we just don't get the opportunities. 589 00:25:22,738 --> 00:25:23,777 Mmm. 590 00:25:23,779 --> 00:25:26,407 Are you sure you didn't get your job because of a quota? 591 00:25:26,408 --> 00:25:28,993 Because the word on the street about you is that you are 592 00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:30,328 successful because you're a 593 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:33,297 pretty decent producer they get for cheap. 594 00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:37,335 Is that progress, you working up here like a dog for 14 plus 595 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:42,507 hours a day for 65% of the pay? 596 00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:44,258 And you think prancing up 597 00:25:44,259 --> 00:25:45,426 here like a little freakin' 598 00:25:45,427 --> 00:25:48,346 chaquita banana to the boss is progress? 599 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:49,397 Let me tell you something, baby 600 00:25:49,398 --> 00:25:51,733 girl, you want to impress here, you gotta use this. 601 00:25:51,734 --> 00:25:54,068 Oh, you know what? Screw you. 602 00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:56,988 Oh you've already done that. And all my freakin' hard work, 603 00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:59,323 and all the years it took me to get here. 604 00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,658 In fact you screwed all our 605 00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:03,694 Latino people who have busted their asses. 606 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:07,165 Okay, cause I'm sure you got a gardener or a maid in your background. 607 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,333 - You need to just... - No you let me finish. 608 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:12,630 Cause you've also screwed all those little girls who look like us, 609 00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:14,756 and want to be us. 610 00:26:14,757 --> 00:26:16,174 So do you want them to buy a 611 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:19,182 book, or some crotch-less panties? 612 00:26:20,095 --> 00:26:24,751 Yeah make a choice, Marisol, all right? 613 00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:30,772 MARY JANE: You're trying to win, but you can't win by quitting. 614 00:26:30,773 --> 00:26:32,223 You're just reacting, honey, 615 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:35,193 and, and that's exactly what they want you to do. 616 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,778 Over-react. 617 00:26:36,779 --> 00:26:39,230 Well they're not gonna send me overseas anymore. 618 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:41,315 They want to re-vamp my show again. 619 00:26:41,316 --> 00:26:44,452 Oh this time let's make it more gay, whatever the hell that means. 620 00:26:44,453 --> 00:26:46,704 Consider it, I did the whole black thing and it helped me. 621 00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:48,790 I mean at the very least, it's a means to an end. 622 00:26:48,791 --> 00:26:51,042 That's not what they're offering me. 623 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:53,327 I don't have a problem doing the whole all black thing. 624 00:26:53,328 --> 00:26:55,546 But race and sexuality are not the same. 625 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,665 You know that I'm black without me saying a word, the minute I 626 00:26:57,666 --> 00:26:59,050 start talking about gay issues 627 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:01,469 and gay stories, no one's listening to me. 628 00:27:01,470 --> 00:27:03,387 They're thinking about my ass. 629 00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,840 You wish they were thinking about your ass. 630 00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:09,143 Really? 631 00:27:09,144 --> 00:27:12,346 I'm bearing my soul to you and you're making jokes? 632 00:27:13,659 --> 00:27:14,675 I'm sorry. 633 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,487 Why do you have to go right now, huh? 634 00:27:19,488 --> 00:27:22,240 You're talking about going to one of the most notoriously 635 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:25,243 homophobic parts of the world, on the heels of coming out. 636 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:27,495 No, no, no, on the heels of being outed. 637 00:27:27,496 --> 00:27:29,197 Semantics. 638 00:27:29,198 --> 00:27:31,666 Honestly I'm worried about your safety. 639 00:27:33,010 --> 00:27:37,622 I can't even wear a hoodie and walk down the street, or a college campus in any town U.S.A. 640 00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:39,257 True. 641 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:42,343 But even the brothas in Bank Head ain't messing with Boko Haram, okay? 642 00:27:42,344 --> 00:27:44,762 [laughs] 643 00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:48,466 Honey please just pump the brakes on the helicopter and the 644 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:52,720 flak jacket, and just talk to Greg, okay? 645 00:27:52,721 --> 00:27:54,438 Talk to Greg. 646 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:57,275 647 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,312 [sighs] 648 00:28:02,563 --> 00:28:05,766 - Remember that? - Our contract. - MAN: Now listen, Ethel, I've 649 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,236 tried to reason with you for the past two weeks. 650 00:28:08,237 --> 00:28:10,321 Tried to be kind, but you wouldn't listen. 651 00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:11,422 Now I'll tell you something. 652 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,524 I could make myself a piece of money out of that. 653 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:16,294 Here, take a look. 654 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,863 - ETHEL: Five thousand dollars. - MAN: Sure I could cash in on 655 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:22,750 this contract and I need the dough. 656 00:28:22,751 --> 00:28:25,286 That's all I mean to you. 657 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:28,039 Dollars and cents. 658 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,352 I don't think I ever knew you until now. 659 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,081 The laugh's on me I guess. 660 00:28:39,550 --> 00:28:42,769 You forget my part of the contract. 661 00:28:42,770 --> 00:28:47,270 - Now you can collect. - MAN: Well I'm glad you've decided... 662 00:28:47,272 --> 00:28:50,513 663 00:28:57,857 --> 00:29:01,451 Okay yeah, I can't. I'm sorry. I tried, I can't. 664 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:04,792 We gotta talk about the elephant in the room. 665 00:29:04,793 --> 00:29:06,911 Yeah I was kinda hoping we 666 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,796 could pretend that didn't happen. 667 00:29:08,797 --> 00:29:11,666 Seizures are nothing to play with, Brandon. 668 00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,918 Look they just started two months ago. 669 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,386 And I'm trying to make a team. 670 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,722 Okay. 671 00:29:17,723 --> 00:29:19,423 I have a physical next week, 672 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,877 and if they find out, man, damn. 673 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,596 All I have is football. 674 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,814 You can go back to school. 675 00:29:26,815 --> 00:29:28,933 That's what everybody says that never played pro. 676 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,901 Oh please, there are so many things that you could do. 677 00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:33,437 Like what? 678 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:34,974 Huh? 679 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,062 I'm out of here. 680 00:29:41,979 --> 00:29:45,230 Well text me when you get home so I know you made it. 681 00:29:45,370 --> 00:29:46,370 Cool. 682 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:51,038 I mean I like him but I'm not like invested in him. 683 00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:52,840 Huh? 684 00:29:52,841 --> 00:29:56,427 I can't deal with his life and his issues, it's too much, you know what I mean? 685 00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:59,463 - Jason hooked this up. - I know, right? He's so good. 686 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,132 It's nice to finally get some perks. 687 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,101 And look, if you're looking for permission to dump him, you have it. 688 00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:07,138 It's like I know too much about him. The mystery's gone. 689 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,640 Then let him go. 690 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,693 I mean you don't have to get dramatic to make excuses as to 691 00:30:12,694 --> 00:30:16,447 why you wanna keep having sex with a white boy you done found at the club. 692 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:20,484 I'm not embarrassed by him, it's just different for me. 693 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,903 It's 2015, Mary Jane. 694 00:30:22,904 --> 00:30:24,038 I know. 695 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:26,490 It is still new to me. 696 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,459 Have you ever been with a white boy? 697 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:31,379 - Girl yeah. - When? 698 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,713 During my experimental phase. 699 00:30:32,714 --> 00:30:34,548 Wait hold on, I never saw any 700 00:30:34,549 --> 00:30:36,717 reason to venture back to the bologna pony either. 701 00:30:36,718 --> 00:30:37,835 Oh okay. 702 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,553 Well for the record, I have not 703 00:30:39,554 --> 00:30:42,390 had sex with a white boy yet, I just, I just let him feel me up. 704 00:30:42,391 --> 00:30:43,808 And why not? 705 00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:45,810 Because I just had sex with Cuddy this week. 706 00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:48,145 And if I let the other guy do more than feel me up, I'm a hoe. 707 00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:50,431 Absolutely not, you're grown is what you are. 708 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:51,515 Do what you wanna do. 709 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,734 Okay so what's, what's the hoe threshold? 710 00:30:53,735 --> 00:30:57,154 How much sex and blow jobs and, and feel me ups am I allowed 711 00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,856 before I'm officially a hoe? 712 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,609 See that's the thing, all of our math is different, so that 713 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,911 - makes our judgments different. - Oh geez. 714 00:31:03,912 --> 00:31:07,031 Okay so, um, you're queen for the day. 715 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,916 Make an international hoe off. 716 00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:11,502 Okay well all right, well if your partner count is in the 717 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:15,673 single digits, then you're practically a virgin. 718 00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:16,924 Okay so I'm not a virgin. 719 00:31:16,925 --> 00:31:18,876 - Continue. - [laughs] 720 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,928 All right, all right well, um, let's see. 721 00:31:20,929 --> 00:31:25,683 Um, how about, um, three sucks equals one smash. 722 00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:27,718 - Okay, okay. - I'm just saying. 723 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:32,473 So if a woman gives head to, to 12 guys, she's no more hoe 724 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:34,809 than the woman who sleeps with 4 different men? 725 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,977 Okay damn you and the math, but more or less. 726 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:39,780 Eww, I'm a little bit more judicious about who I give the 727 00:31:39,781 --> 00:31:41,198 whole enchilada to but I have, 728 00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:43,451 child, given my fair show of blow jobs. 729 00:31:43,452 --> 00:31:45,953 - I like them. - Mmm. - Kill me, I like them. 730 00:31:45,954 --> 00:31:47,955 No it's all right, just don't drink off my glass. 731 00:31:47,956 --> 00:31:49,073 I'm just saying. 732 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:51,876 But you know, live it, be proud about it. 733 00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:54,078 I am, that's why I told you. I'm not gonna InstaGram it. 734 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,963 No but you got to live that thing. 735 00:31:55,964 --> 00:31:58,632 I mean if it's something that you love to do, and you're 736 00:31:58,633 --> 00:32:00,718 obviously good at it, then you 737 00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:04,505 just, I mean you're not married, so why not? 738 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:05,639 You know what I'm saying? 739 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,892 - Yeah. - And hell, the longer we stay 740 00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:09,643 single, and we keep having sex, 741 00:32:09,644 --> 00:32:12,179 somebody is gonna call us a hoe anyway. 742 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,681 And I do like sex. 743 00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,649 Yes, child, yes, child. 744 00:32:15,650 --> 00:32:17,818 - Yes, yes. - Two snaps for sex. 745 00:32:17,819 --> 00:32:19,904 I love sex too and that's why you got me over here. 746 00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:23,524 Cause I can validate your wretched, your wretchedness, 747 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:24,525 your wretched. 748 00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:25,743 MARY JANE: Guilty. 749 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:27,778 - Get myself on that team. - Guilty. 750 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:28,863 But you know what? 751 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,999 Being single is so tricky, you know what I mean? 752 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,667 You, you go for it. 753 00:32:33,668 --> 00:32:35,085 Oh I've gone for it. 754 00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:37,671 You go on a date, you like them. 755 00:32:37,672 --> 00:32:39,957 You, you, you, you finally after 756 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,509 debating with yourself how long 757 00:32:41,510 --> 00:32:44,178 you should wait, you have sex with him. 758 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:46,263 And then it's eh. 759 00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:49,717 Or you're like me and you freakin' used to skip over the, 760 00:32:49,718 --> 00:32:51,018 the whole over-thinking 761 00:32:51,019 --> 00:32:53,687 thing, and you go straight to the sex with him. 762 00:32:53,688 --> 00:32:55,272 And he blows your freakin' mind, 763 00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:57,858 and you're like oh my God, this is a sign. 764 00:32:57,859 --> 00:32:59,276 You try to turn it into love. 765 00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:00,694 And then he starts treating you 766 00:33:00,695 --> 00:33:02,813 like eh, and then your numbers begin to multiple. 767 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,815 And you're like now I'm onto the next one. 768 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,867 Now how did I get to ten guys in the last six months? 769 00:33:06,868 --> 00:33:08,819 It just gets away from you, doesn't it? 770 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,654 - Yeah it gets away from you. - It just gets away from you. 771 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,040 Okay, okay, so, so okay I just, I just had a thought. 772 00:33:13,041 --> 00:33:16,994 I think you should be able to reset your hoe button if you 773 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,246 make it to 35 and you've never been married. 774 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:20,915 Ooh I like where you're going 775 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:23,717 with that, cause it kinda, it kinda evens the playing field. 776 00:33:23,718 --> 00:33:24,802 Yes. 777 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,971 Cause I know way too many hoes that get to reset their hoe 778 00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:29,640 button when somebody publicly claims their butt. 779 00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:32,810 Uh-huh, and then they pop out a baby, and cue the angels. 780 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:34,228 Because now they are born again. 781 00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:35,563 First at the alter. 782 00:33:35,564 --> 00:33:38,649 I know what you and your vagina have been doing. 783 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:40,684 You tried to turn that thing inside out. 784 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,653 I know, you's a hoe. 785 00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:44,738 You's a hoe. 786 00:33:44,739 --> 00:33:46,824 You a hoe with a baby shower, you're still a hoe. 787 00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:47,942 What are you talking about? 788 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,076 Are you kidding me? 789 00:33:49,077 --> 00:33:50,778 But now can you wear white? 790 00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:51,779 [laughs] 791 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:52,913 You can't wear white. 792 00:33:52,914 --> 00:33:55,332 Okay, queen of international hoe-lam. 793 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:58,836 If you got a reset, would you still be a hoe? 794 00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:01,755 Let's see, my fingers, my toes, your fingers, your toes 795 00:34:01,756 --> 00:34:02,873 times five. 796 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,009 Yes, completely, I'm a hoe. 797 00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:06,043 You's a hoe. 798 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:09,129 - That's all right, I'm proud of it. - Good. 799 00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:11,265 - That's all right, yes. - I miss you. 800 00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:13,050 Thank you for coming to check on me. 801 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,269 I miss you too, pumpkin, that's why I'm here. 802 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,221 So just take advantage of the 803 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:18,772 fact that they think most black 804 00:34:18,773 --> 00:34:21,308 women can't do anything right, mm-kay? 805 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:24,340 And go ahead and I say be wrong. 806 00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:28,351 Be strong and wrong. 807 00:34:33,203 --> 00:34:35,241 808 00:34:40,017 --> 00:34:44,497 MARK: The mounting intolerance towards Muslims only perpetuates radicalism. 809 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:49,236 And this rhetoric about Islamisation of the west is what 810 00:34:49,237 --> 00:34:52,473 we agreed needed a fresh voice. 811 00:34:52,474 --> 00:34:56,010 From Isis to Isil, Boko Haram to 812 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:58,912 Al-Qaeda, people don't know the difference. 813 00:34:58,913 --> 00:35:02,516 For most folk, they're all just Islamic extremists. 814 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:05,402 We're supposed to be dedicated to informing the public, and 815 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:09,907 this series is a key part of doing that. 816 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:12,276 - GREG: Mark I can't. - MARK: If I get killed over 817 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:15,079 there, that will be good for ratings, right? 818 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,998 The point is, is that they said no. 819 00:35:17,999 --> 00:35:20,501 They're not willing to take on the liability, plain and simple. 820 00:35:20,502 --> 00:35:22,836 - They didn't make a counter. - Said they'll send me to 821 00:35:22,837 --> 00:35:25,839 Cleveland, to the Republic of National Convention Institute. 822 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,458 Can you believe that? 823 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,543 You know my dignity calls for more than they can afford. 824 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:31,428 I'm not a ratings boy. 825 00:35:31,429 --> 00:35:32,930 I used to be so excited to go to 826 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:34,965 work, to inform audiences about 827 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,967 topics that nobody else would cover. 828 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,053 Getting kids excited about maps, you know? 829 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:41,221 MARY JANE: Nobody's excited about maps. 830 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:44,858 I don't know, the hell with it. I'm just gonna do it. 831 00:35:44,859 --> 00:35:46,894 I'm gonna hire my own team, I'm just gonna do it. 832 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:50,197 I'm pretty sure there's plenty of journalists over there doing things independently. 833 00:35:50,198 --> 00:35:51,231 What are you saying? 834 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,567 I'm saying I'm gonna fly to Nigeria. 835 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:57,454 We land in Lagos and then we move inland from there. 836 00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:59,156 You're serious? 837 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:02,459 There's nothing tying me down here. 838 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:05,212 839 00:36:05,213 --> 00:36:08,082 You're not gonna high-five me or encourage me, nothing? 840 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:11,418 - Do you really think it's, it's worth it? - Yes. 841 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,420 Trying to save the world, it's worth it to you? 842 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,340 Yes, is it not to you? 843 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,175 I just think it's time to 844 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:21,061 live a little and stop fighting. 845 00:36:21,062 --> 00:36:23,955 You know leave it to the next crop of journalists. 846 00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:29,436 What's going on with you? 847 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:31,071 Like a week ago you'd have been 848 00:36:31,072 --> 00:36:32,606 with me rioting in the streets. 849 00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,075 Have they gotten to you already? 850 00:36:35,076 --> 00:36:37,528 Like I know you're prime time, but you know better than anyone 851 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:40,497 else that they're not letting us be real journalists. 852 00:36:40,498 --> 00:36:41,832 We're puppets, Mary Jane. 853 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:45,452 Yeah well-paid puppets, and? 854 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:48,122 I'm a B-list celebrity and I like it, I love it. 855 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,506 And you know why? 856 00:36:49,507 --> 00:36:52,459 People don't care about the truth. 857 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:56,296 Audiences are half asleep and I am exhausted. 858 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:57,297 I could tell those idiots I have 859 00:36:57,298 --> 00:37:01,385 the, the cure for cancer, they want to know about a Kardashian. 860 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:05,570 So why keep fighting a losing battle, 861 00:37:05,886 --> 00:37:06,886 huh? 862 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:11,470 Ever since I joined prime time, I, I stress less and I sleep more. 863 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,447 So why not enjoy the perks? 864 00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:14,615 The accolades, the people 865 00:37:14,616 --> 00:37:17,367 finally catering to me for once. 866 00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:19,570 Don't you think we deserve that now? 867 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,122 - At the cost of maps, no. - Oh geez. 868 00:37:22,123 --> 00:37:25,542 Okay, okay, well fine, Mark, fine. 869 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:26,627 I may be a sell-out 870 00:37:26,628 --> 00:37:29,432 but I'm, I'm finally getting what I want, so... 871 00:37:29,972 --> 00:37:31,152 Wow. 872 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:36,136 I guess it's the difference between me and you, Mary Jane. 873 00:37:36,137 --> 00:37:40,626 I'm not gonna give up, and I'm not gonna sell out. 874 00:37:46,353 --> 00:37:49,266 - MAN2: Welcome back. - Thanks, uh, let's see, can I 875 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,352 get a medium body Pinot Noir, whatever you suggest. 876 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:53,654 Of course. 877 00:37:53,655 --> 00:37:55,189 Membership card please. 878 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:57,608 Right. 879 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:58,909 As a reminder, there is no 880 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:01,245 use of cell phones or photography. 881 00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:02,996 Of course. 882 00:38:02,997 --> 00:38:04,734 883 00:38:06,587 --> 00:38:08,213 Great show last night. 884 00:38:10,837 --> 00:38:11,837 What? 885 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,258 Why'd you do that? 886 00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:16,014 I wanted to know. 887 00:38:16,016 --> 00:38:18,595 Well you ruined it. 888 00:38:18,596 --> 00:38:22,335 Maybe, we'll see. 889 00:38:24,685 --> 00:38:26,589 Martini, please. 890 00:38:30,524 --> 00:38:33,312 Rock 'n' roll 891 00:38:33,362 --> 00:38:37,912 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0